good afternoon.

if i knew your number and wanted to call you, i would tell you to stop.
if i knew how to unfollow certain blogs in my news feed, i would stop.
it takes a lot out of someone to stop something.
trust me, i've noticed.
i don't call i don't write i don't text i don't email.
i don't want to.
so stop.
stop missing.
because you're missing out on you.
and i am not part of you anymore.

i'll write this for you, and you.

human beings are by far the most entertaining mammals on earth.
stupid, funny.
now this is open for interpretation, of course.

i don't remember the day but it was Thursday.
i'm not the remembering type.
but it was a normal day because normal things happened...
i went to school and i was reminded that human beings are entertaining.

whoever you are and wherever you are, you know that you are you.
now if you don't understand what i'm saying so far, i'm afraid you should
stop here.
carry on if you're with me though.
//and you are you, for the simple reason that there you are.
there are people to tell you what and how and when to do things.
so you listen and learn and try them on your own time.
or you don't listen, act, and learn the hard way.
your call.
either way, the entertainment will come.
the entertainment will come when you realize the reward of learning something by listening to someone. the entertainment will come when you realize you've been an idiot. the entertainment will come when you realize your mistakes could have been avoided.
the entertainment will come.
why?
because naturally, as a human being, you are
entertaining.

so entertain yourself a little while, because
i'm not here to do that for you.
miss me and wish me back into your life later.
later; when you're ready to remember
that language is what separates us
from all the other mammals.
98% chimpanzee is what i've been told we are.
fascinating, isn't it?
it's fascinating to know, also, that the first "speaking telegraph"
or what we commonly refer to as a telephone
was invented in 1844.