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you grab a t-shirt from the dresser or the closet or the floor and you pop your head through the neck hole. you lock eyes with a fuzzy mane and quickly smooth out a few strands. grabbing the hem with your right hand you snake your way till your left arm is through the arm hole and then pull down the left side, repeating the same with your right arm. pants next - laying over your bed like a deflated floaty on a beach chair - the beach and pants never belonging in the same sentence. sliding one leg through until toes reach the light at the end of the tunnel and find their balance on the carpet. the other leg follows suit and then as if by natural force of habit, two index fingers hook into belt loops and lift your ass into position. with one more twist and a tiny zip we have a winner folks! looks to kill. that's putting on jeans and a t-shirt.