keep your enemies close, keep your Virgos closer

you'll be a good friend to most Virgos, but in particular those born between 13 September and 22.

if you were asked to define: "high-class social action"

would you say, fun?

adventure?

entertainment?

if you get involved with one of these Virgos, they’ll bring a smile to your face,

and their general knowledge will keep you

interested and entertained.

don't we all love being interested?

Earth signs true to their name are, down-to-earth;

but ruled by Mercury.

they are very different planets but they're both near the sun

and therefore often in each others' neighbourhood.

their shared goals and desires make theirs a highly compatible love match.

moody and emotional, I am.

while they're all so communicative and analytical.

it doesn't seem to matter though,

their personalities just seem to work.

they fit perfectly together in the bedroom.

He takes some warming up,

and luckily I've been taught how to start a fire.

but there's always problem.

in the case of these two,

the problem

is caring

too much.

crazy, isn't it?

to think that consideration in surplus would be a problem -

could be a problem.

you know those jeans?

your favourite pair.

they make your ass look great and they don't cut into your hips and you can wear them with runners or heels and you put them in your carry-on because you don't trust them going through baggage claim -?

you know those jeans?

if you could, you'd marry those jeans.